The floppy donkey is when a guy spreads his legs slightly while standing and thrusts his hips back and forth furiously resulting in his pecker swinging back forth like a pindulum. The floppy donkey is most effective while wearing gym shorts or sweat pants!

When Janet bent over to pick up her pencil I molly-whopped her square in the face with my floppy donkey

Floppy Donkey by samps daddy January 26, 2011

floppy donkey

A girl with disproportionately large, hanging breasts.

Disgraced Canadian teacher William Fabel informed the class that D.G.'s pendulous bosum made her "a bona-fide floppy donkey, eh".

floppy donkey by Clarke the Tank October 27, 2005

floppy donkey

A person who is unable to successfully move their limbs due to extreme tiredness.
Conversing with said person is useless due to floppy donkey also affecting the brain.
To move someone who is a floppy donkey is close to impossible.

Guy "Honey do you wanna go somewhere?"
Girl *inaudible mumbling*
Guy "You're floppy donkey aren't you?"
Girl "Mmmmf"

I hate when she goes all floppy donkey on me, it's like she's made entirely of limbs!

floppy donkey by tyne wolfe June 15, 2013

Floppy donkey

When a cock is so big, it flops and sways around like a donkey dick

That dude has a floppy donkey!

Floppy donkey by Madmonk210 September 17, 2023

floppy donkey knockout

The act of jumping on a limp oversized dick and knocking it over while Mexican.

Adrian gave him a floppy donkey knockout while visiting the exhibit.

floppy donkey knockout by ChihuahuaDriveBy May 8, 2015

floppy donkey dick

a cock that is 15"long,5" around, and ... well always floppy

tim got slaped in the face by ryans floppy donkey dick.

floppy donkey dick by pimp master ryan March 15, 2003

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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