floor donkey

The first person to pass out on the floor at a party
Kalan is always a floor donkey
by Scarab January 23, 2004
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Floor Donkey

A person crawling around on a dirty floor looking for a lost item.
Kat is clawing on the filth floor looking for a lost battery. That bitch is such a floor donkey!
by BEV April 21, 2017
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