flog the log

Rub the grub, tug the slug, whack the weiner, strangle the one-eyed python, embrace the unemployed.

There was no chicks at the party so I went home to flog the log.

by Brad June 5, 2004

flog the log

to spank the monkey, yank the snake, or choke the chicken

i walked in on little billy and there he was flogging his log.

by kitty February 19, 2004

flog the log

see friggin in the riggin

Whatever flogs your log!

by Jesus does it in the butt February 22, 2003

Flogging the Log

masturbation, male

I heard that John's mom walked in on him while he was flogging the log.

by Kyleh4171 January 1, 2009

Flogging the Log

A hand job on a well-endowed guy

Broads enjoy flogging the log!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

flogging the log

Masturbation.

That girl I saw was so hot I that as soon as I got home I was "flogging the log".

by Baldrick1979 July 31, 2012

flog your log

Flog your log came from the movie "Grease." Flog your log means to jack off.

OMG Justin, are you about to flog your log?

by Jolly bean March 4, 2017