1 - a small, lighter-than-water turd that, no matter how much you flush, refuses to BE GONE!
2 - an obnoxious asshole that you can't seem to get rid of
dude 1 - Man, what's up with your little bro? Every time we fire up a blunt, he's like, THERE!

dude 2 - Yeah, he's pretty much a fucking floater. He needs to get a life or start contributing to the cause!
by bigbadwoof December 19, 2006
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A person who just floats with the crowds.
John liked Yung Jeezy, then everyone says Jeezy fell off-so now John says he don't like Yung Jeezy. or
Sarah likes DC's but since she wants to appear 'gangsta' and everyone is wearin Nikes that's 'gangsta' she only wears Nike. John and Sarah are floaters.
by Nykon Pheonix October 17, 2008
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Natural tits. So called because they float (as opposed to silicone tits, which don't).
Melissa sure has nice tits. Are they floaters?

Yep, they're the real deal bro!
by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009
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In hockey, a floater is a player who won't go into the corners to fight for the puck. Instead, he'll just circle around in the slot waiting for his hard-working teammates to set him up, where he'll inevitably score and take all the glory.

The opposite of a floater is a grinder.

This term was popularized by Don Cherry on his Coaches Corner segment on Hockey Night In Canada.
"That Gelinas, he's no floater. Look at him battle in the corner for the puck."

"The Sens never win any puck battles because they have too many floaters."
by Mike Verkerk April 26, 2004
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Beer at a bar or party that has tragically lost it's owner. A more politically correct wounded soldier.
Jeff: Did you leave that floater on the bar?
Pete: You know I'd never do that.
Jeff: Poor guy's gonna get tossed in the pork soda bucket now.
TP: I can't watch this, I'm going sky dumping
by The Cooker March 13, 2008
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The body of a drowned person, used by police, emergency personnel and news reporters.
A bloated floater bobbed in the East River near the old Broolyn Navy Yard.
by T.E. Bell June 21, 2005
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A dead guy that is in the river or other body of water (floating of course) that is fun to poke with a stick
look at that floater lets poke him!
by gps93 November 24, 2009
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