flange flattener 

When a female falls over and lands on her flange.

i.e "Beth fell over and landed on her flange, that's a proper flange flattener."

Beth fell over and landed on her flange, that's a proper flange flattener.

flange flattener by Hazza151 May 23, 2014

Butt Flattener 

—A long movie, usually around two and half hours without an intermission. Less commonly used to describe any media, such as books, that keep you sitting for a long period of time.
-May also refer to a body-shaping diet/article of clothing.

“ I’ve seen parts of The Shawshank Redemption. It’s SOOO long.”
“Two hours 20 minutes. It’s a bit of a butt flattener.”

Butt Flattener by DontMindMeJustHereForTheMemes November 3, 2017

dick flattener 

If your dick is cracked, this will help patch those up. If it is strangely bent this will also help it be flat.

"Oh sorry babe i cracked your dick!"
"Don't worry i got my hand Dick Flattener!"

dick flattener by HDS714braves May 21, 2020

Cock Flattener

(n) A extremely large female. So heavy they flatten your cock.

"Man Jim, you banged a cock flattener last night."

"Yeah, but at least I made sure to skeet."

Cock Flattener by ill NastyNamo February 5, 2009

banana flattener 

(n) A weak typhoon or hurricane that is only strong enough to knock down banana plants. Guam slang.

We thought that Typhoon Omar was going to be nothing but a banana flattener, but then it turned into a supertyphoon.

banana flattener by Heptune May 14, 2005

Floyd Flattener 

A move typically used as a finishing move to kneel on one's neck, the name originating from Derek Chauvin killing George Floyd

In the bareknuckle tournament, I finished my opponent off with the Floyd Flattener

Floyd Flattener by comicsansessay39 April 13, 2024

Dick Flattening 

Dick Flattening refers to a type of cock and ball torture which involves flattening one's penis via placing it between two flat surfaces and applying pressure to it.

- Babe! It's 4pm, time for your dick flattening!
- Yes honey.

Dick Flattening by dbgrd April 30, 2021