Chris's flat tire

When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks

That girl was totally board with Chris's Flat tire.

Chris's flat tire by Fatkid0220 December 23, 2020

Flat tire Sitch 

When a chick finally gets dick but he only lasts 30 seconds

Eric finally put out but it was a flat tire Sitch.

Flat tire Sitch by Alaskagirl May 23, 2015

Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help 

When your lady is on the rag and won’t give you a blowjob to compensate. So you you jerk off using your hand that fell asleep.

Last night , with Cindy, I had a Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help.

Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help by Caesar The Baby June 9, 2018

down like four flat tires on a dump truck 

Means that you are cool about doing something.

Mike says: Hey are you down to go to the movie tonight.

Rashad says: I'm down like four flat tires on a dump truck.

down like four flat tires on a dump truck by Larry Scott January 3, 2008

four flat tires 

For pizza delivery drivers - when invited into a house for recreational activities, this is the code used to let their manager know they won't be back as soon as expected.

Hey boss, I'm gonna be late for the next run. I've got four flat tires.

Alright - just make sure you use protection.

four flat tires by newsedition November 14, 2013

four flat tires 

To be close friends with another.

James and I are down like four flat tires.

four flat tires by hogan468 June 9, 2006

ford bronco on 4 flat tires 

When a girl has sex doggy stile while her legs and arms are num

Yo I gave that girl a ford bronco on 4 flat tires.

ford bronco on 4 flat tires by Syndrome March 14, 2016