flat rat

The act of pressing the penis and testicles to a glass window (or any other transparent substance) to create the outline of a squished mouse.

"So, did you moon her?"
- "No, man. One better, I gave her the flat rat".

by mookie12 June 11, 2006

flat rat

A condition when hamsters are VERY happy and relaxed with their human friend.

First, they have to trust their human as a personal presence. Then, they have to trust that their human friend isn't going to suddenly become aggressive toward them.
then all you have to do is to pet them on your hand until they become flat.

bro you're hamster is a flat rat
they must be very happy and relaxed!

by YukioKoito January 1, 2022

Flat rat

The people not good enough to live in the Jew neighborhoods of Woodbridge. Prime example: Saldi Hyska

Saldi is a fuckin flat rat

by Westieaboutit May 6, 2017

Flat Rate

Flat rate is a method of payment used by auto manufactures, dealerships and independent repair facilities whereby every repair has an assigned time value. Better technicians prefer to be paid this way as it rewards experience and speed. Also commonly known as book time.

Wow Pete did I just see you replace that engine in just a few hours? Sure did Joe. I beat the shit out of "Flat Rate" by doing it in 5 hours! My next paycheck is gonna be huge!

by Self made man November 2, 2013

cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel

So cheap it's almost free.

This stock is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel.

Wow, this car is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel!

Yo mama is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel...

by rickyboi January 11, 2016