Flat Bro 

One calls a person a "Flat Bro" if they believe that their intelect is limited.

He is a "Flat Bro" (Every Flat Bro ever)

Flat Bro by OilrubAinsley October 29, 2021

Flat Broke 

Penniless. Can't afford to even break-dance. No money whatsoever.

i am Flat Broke!

Flat Broke by AspenNomad June 12, 2014

flat-ass broke 

When you get so broke that eating nothing makes your ass skinny.

Guy #1: Daaaamn, girl got no back.

Guy #2: Why dat?

Guy #1: She flat-ass broke, man.

flat-ass broke by RockStar2012 March 1, 2011

cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel 

So cheap it's almost free.

This stock is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel.

Wow, this car is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel!

Yo mama is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel...

cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel by rickyboi January 11, 2016

ford bronco on 4 flat tires 

When a girl has sex doggy stile while her legs and arms are num

Yo I gave that girl a ford bronco on 4 flat tires.

ford bronco on 4 flat tires by Syndrome March 14, 2016

brown flat 

1. Round flat poop resembling the shape and size of a table tennis paddle. Not to be confused with Browns Flat, the rural community in Kings County, New Brunswick, Canada.

"I've been shitting out brown flats ever since I lost a table tennis tournament and Jerry shoved the flat side of the paddle up my ass."

brown flat by Tonyvenom September 22, 2017

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020