Did you hear the one in the stall next to me...Girl, she was flat-rocking like you would not believe! I said, "Whoa, trigger, give someone else a chance here."
by flyingdog January 21, 2008
by Trey Skreypins January 23, 2020
I dated a girl from Flat Rock last year, she was white trash and her dad was a Walmart Wolverine. But at least she put out.
by TicklemeEmo October 10, 2005
A very small town in southeastern Michigan that has a total area of only 6.8 miles. For a very small town it is actually pretty busy on Telegraph road where their are a variety of fast food restaurants and the Flat Rock Speedway and a bowling alley, it also has a driving school where most of the crappy drivers in wayne and monroe county learn to drive. It also has an abandoned K-mart which looks like hell with weeds growing all over the damn place. The high school is a small school full of white trash, wiggers, blacks, and emo's. And when I say emo's I mean emo's just a ton of them. So to put it simply Flat Rock is a very small town with many residents below the poverty level and very odd kids.
Kid: "Hey look at those weird emo kids walking down the street"
Friend: "Ugh emo kids they must be from Flat Rock.
Friend: "Ugh emo kids they must be from Flat Rock.
by downriversmellz July 13, 2009
A particularly hard rain storm. In other words, it's coming down so hard, it's as if a cow is pissing on a flat rock.
"Wow, look at them clouds rolling in."
"Yep, it's getting set to rain like a cow pissing on a flat rock!"
"Yep, it's getting set to rain like a cow pissing on a flat rock!"
by HAL 9000 February 26, 2008
by Scurvy McCheese May 04, 2011
"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"
by Carl J. Maltese April 21, 2007