Flashbanged

When you hear someone say something that's so out of pocket, your body ceases to function and your brain experiences a factory reset, similar to that of being subjected to a flashbang.

"I'm not okay man, Steve just flashbanged me mid-conversation."

by Chief_582 April 18, 2022

Flashbang

When you fart but no one suspects that it's you

"Ha I'm so lucky, I just threw a flashbang earlier in class."

by Flamespittah38 May 17, 2016

Russian Flashbang Flashbanging

When you're doing the russian flashbang to a girl then you get raided by the FBI.

"FBI open up!"

Throws flashbang into room

FBI enters room

They see people doing the russian flashbang

The spetsnaz show up and join in

Putin approval.

"I was doing the russian flashbang flashbanging to this girl the other day, you know when you cum in her eyes and tug on her ears at the same time, then I got raided by the FBI... The worst part is that the Spetsnaz joined in."

by Cavalirium June 4, 2021

flashbang

(s.) A spontaneaous and short intercourse.

I flashbanged her up the wall.

by Johan Fredriksen March 4, 2006

Flashbang

When a girl is sucking you off you pull out, cum in her eyes then slap her around the face with your cock as hard as you can.

I have a pounding headache and am having trouble seeing after Dec Flashbanged me last night!

by largeone950 September 20, 2018

flashbang

the process in which a girl flashes you and you proceed to bang her.

Jenny goes out flashbanging for money.

by ownedededededededededed May 2, 2005

Flashbang

The act of sperm sharking a woman or man in the eye(s) then punching them in the face.

"Did you hear about Melody? Apparently she got flashbanged by a weird man in the park."

by Shonito April 10, 2018