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head flap 

A flap or roll of usually fat filled skin at the back of peoples heads revealed by baldness. Usually grows in prominence with age, weight gain, and the relentless pull of gravity.

Plural: Head Flappage

The term "head flap" came to prominence in the mid-1990's when Philadelphia teens would play a game called "Head Flap Slap Crack Trap". The game involved slapping head flaps while sticking opened packets of mayonnaise down the back of the pants. The person had to say "Head Flap Slap" and "Crack Trap" as they were doing the respective tasks in order for it count. When the prankee went to see what was in their pants they often squished the mayo into their pants which was the primary goal of the prank, the head slap being more of a diversionary tactic. This would leave a noticeable white glob that left the prankee with some embarrassed explaining to do.
"Those fools searched my body everywhere for the money but they forgot to check my head flap!"

"What is that smell?" "Gunther probably forgot to wash behind his head flap again..."

"Despite the bitter chill, the back of Walters' head remained comfortably warm due to his impressive head flappage."
head flap by Ham Pony February 20, 2018

Flaphead 

You’re a massive flaphead

Shut it you flaphead
Flaphead by Carloslinks May 21, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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