To pwn someone, either figuratively or literally, by bludgeoning them upside the head with your gigantic cock.

A prank move pulled by two conspirators in a men's restroom that does not have barriers between the urinals. Ignoring proper urinal etiquette, the two prankers come up on either side of a lone pisser and angle 45 degrees so as to piss into the same urinal as the man being pranked. Usually complemented with a conversation across the middle man.

Flanks that annoying lower back fat that defines your age and love for sit down breakfast 🥞

To follow someone drunk as shit home, so they don't get pulled over.

1.a person who is capable of doing work but chooses not to do it either because they are lazy or just worthless

2.A wasteman

A cigarette lighter, aka marijuana cigar lighter.

The mash-up of the words 'flirt' and 'wank'. To relieve oneself of one's flirting needs.

Variations:
-Flanking off
-Flanker (one who enjoys the act of flanking)