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flab fuck 

masturbating into the excess fat of an adjacent passenger on a long flight--this may happen while one is asleep (nocturnal emission) or awake
the dude gets off the plane and the person picking him at the airport says 'oh shit, how'd you get that stain on your shirt greg? you must've gotten flab fucked. that's not the way to get to the mile high club fuckwad.'

Greg had been asleep the whole time and hadn't noticed, plus it had dried up by the time he got off the plane.
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flabfuck 

Often when something seems farfetched... someone would say "You'd have to suck some penis to get that." But at times, there is no sucking of penis involved. Sometimes, it's sleeping with fat people of any gender. This is to now be known as a flabfuck... or flabberfuck because it seems so farfetched as well.
I wanted a discount so i had to flabfuck some broad before making her a 13 egg omelette with 8 strips of bacon.
flabfuck by Parth S Patel June 23, 2011

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026