by Shivs August 03, 2004
Like a Fag Hag, it's a dude who hangs out with only lesbians hoping to be their inevitable dick supply.
I'm really horny and could use some dick tonight. I'm going to call my Fish Monger to come over and service me.
by BlackRex October 10, 2021
A midevil time pimp. The original word fishmonger means somebody who sells fish. Also known as pimps. Also, the origin for a group called F.M.A. or fish mongers anonymous.
(1) Those fish monger's from fma be gettin it done with the ladies. (2) If a lady needs protection tell her to hit up the closest fish monger. (3) Damn dog, i've been on my feet all day with the crusades, then have to go home and hear my girl nag. I think i'm gonna talk to a fish monger and have him get a girl to please my ass.
by Kiefer W aka K-fo March 28, 2007
by jackel_inthebox March 05, 2006
by RogFromEscoFelix June 24, 2009
where you donkey punch a girl but intstead of punching her in the head you smack the back of her head with a large fish.
by wathedilleo November 09, 2006
Derivede from fish bandit. One who cannot be trusted to make a key/clutch fish toss. (refer to fish bandit)
by wakiminator June 28, 2009