fadeproof

Used to describe that one cat in your clique that can straight drink alcohol morning, noon, and night and never wake up with a hangover the next day.

Yo, Jay was drinking Jagerbombs all night and got up to go to work at 6. That nigga's fadeproof son!

fadeproof by Fadeproof J August 13, 2005

FADEPROOF

As a human subject- Unable to be faded as friends, unwavering (masc.) Bros that bitches can't come between.

As a non-human thing or event.- A memory that will last forever is Fadeproof.

A great gift- A gift received that has heavy importance on sentimental value.

Human- Matty McSwagg and JSL are #fadeproof, they gonna be boys forever.

Thing- The night we reenacted the tunnel scene from Perks is #fadeproof man!

Gift- Man, Matty gave Johnny his favorite record that HIS dad gave to HIM. That gift is fadeproof.

FADEPROOF by Johnny Saint-Lethal March 23, 2013

fireproof 

One directions way of saying to be fearless, no worries and take chances

The girl was fireproof she was crazy

fireproof by stylinsonx March 10, 2017

Fireproof 

Evidence that something is flammable.

Person: Hey, I thought that you said that my house was fireproof!
Real-estate agent: Yes, now you have proof that your house can catch on fire!

Fireproof by Ezyman07 December 5, 2017

pasadena flameproofing 

to urinate on someone out of spite.

you always hear people say "i wouldn't piss on 'em if he were on fire", well, where i come from we call that pasadena flameproofin'.

pasadena flameproofing by weedbucket September 30, 2003

Fireproof Jew 

A jew that lives ins someone's oven, often to help them cook. However, the Jew lives in the person's oven because he cannot burn, no matter how hot it gets. It only feels like a sauna to this Jew.

Guy: Hey dude, can you move the turkey to the left?
Fireproof Jew: Sure, no problem!

Fireproof Jew by I_Am_Murloc September 4, 2009

fireproof 

Being a highly desirable employee who can do anything without fear of being fired: i.e., having a unique skill and/or being a member of a minority community.

John: What's up with Dan? He just walks out of meetings whenever, hangs out and shoots the shit with the receptionist, then walks back in like he owns the place.
Jane: Nobody else can do his work, he's fireproof.

fireproof by kdp-hnl June 27, 2013