FireLog

The aftermath of eating a hot and spicy meal.

As I sat on the toilet, I could barely stand the wrath of the FireLog

by MrkT January 12, 2008

German firelog

The burning sensation in the ass crack during or after the process of taking a shit

taylor had a german firelog after eating large amounts of dried raisins.

by nick benda August 23, 2007

Firedog Willie

When you insert siracha sauce into the anus of your sexual partner followed by pepper flakes resulting in brutal,fiery, and overall sexy anal sex

I wouldn't wish a firedog willie on my worst enemy!

by Neonicon April 25, 2015

Firelorn

A hidden, abandoned or lost flame shrouded in mystery.
A hidden potential.
A hidden ability.
A name of a person or a precious thing.

My name is Firelorn Prince.
Are you a firelorn?
Unravel your firelorn.

by Firelorn Prince April 26, 2020

Firelord

Often known as a ginger. Firelords are the only ginger or firecrotch in your group of friends giving that lava head the title FIRELORD.

Fire lord is the tip top of the ginger world.

Kyle radtke is the firelord of bartlett illinois

Kaplan had to fight off the firelord when he went airborne with ginger videos.

by Kaplan Productions February 26, 2011

Firelord

Firelord is a gender-neutral term used for people. "Fire" adding the feminine side of the term, then "lord" adds masculinity to the term, therefore making the title androgynous.

Person A: The Firelord is currently residing in their apartment.
Person B: The Firelord has an apartment? I thought that The Firelord owned a house!

by TheWookie'sPajamas July 18, 2021

firedog

Circuit City's single brand approach for computer repair/setup/upgrades(on-line, in-home, and in-store), in-home entertainment setup, and car audio/video installation. The proper usage is always with a lowercase f except when used as the first word of a sentence. They are not nearly as well equipped as their main competition Geek Squad, however the company is pushing technicians to become Microsoft Certified in the XP and Vista operating sytems. No hardware certifications are planned (which they desperately need).

They will charge as much as people are willing to put up with, which is apparently a lot. Technicians that know their stuff are bullied into quitting or are flat out fired on bogus charges. This helps keep profits high because less knowledgeable technicians will push every service offered rather than a $30 quick fix.

I was ordered by my District firedog Manager to push in-home service on everything, even though 2 hours includes the trip and broken shit doesn't exactly fly.

Firedog doesn't have any respect for it's technicians, only profits.

Oh noes! Firedog eated my money and didn't fix shit!

by HellsCook May 18, 2008