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A man who is utterly in denial of his homosexuality(in the closet) despite the fact that he is clearly gay to the objective observer(flaming).
Hey Mike, Jessica's fire hazard of a husband was checking out your ass again.
by Arman Java April 28, 2006
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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A woman who says no to anal sex. So-called because when the back door is closed, a building has only one entrance.
Jay: Weren't you dating Jen?
Yeah, it turns out she's a fire hazard. She jus wouldn't let me hit the booty hole.
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by alfalfa31 January 04, 2017
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An antisocial, depressed, mentally unstable teenager who spends his freetime playing popular Steam game "Garry's Mod", and managing a roleplay server. He is obsessed and fantasizes about large penis' as he has a micro dong.
"Yo, Chad, did you hear about Steven cutting his wrists and being salty?"
"Nah, nothing new though, he's a real Fire Hazard."
by snapchatstreaks October 14, 2017
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A Red Head, Ginger, a person with flaming hair
Johnny: Oh my god i almost pulled the fire alarm i thought i saw a real fire hazard but it was just Ryan

Ryan: :'( stop making fun of my hair
by wport10 September 04, 2008
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a person who is always in the way and is stupid enough to piss off wrong people
jesus this person is such a freakin fire hazard

Eric Taylor
by Iroh December 15, 2008
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