fire hazard

A man who is utterly in denial of his homosexuality(in the closet) despite the fact that he is clearly gay to the objective observer(flaming).

Hey Mike, Jessica's fire hazard of a husband was checking out your ass again.

by Arman Java May 09, 2006

fire hazard

Someone who, intentionally or unintentionally, has a tendency to block exits and/or pathways.

Sam is such a fire hazard.

by yourcomradesnow May 17, 2021

fire hazard

A really hot woman.

That girl is so hot she's a fire hazard.

by Mattwasnothere May 14, 2013

fire hazard

An antisocial, depressed, mentally unstable teenager who spends his freetime playing popular Steam game "Garry's Mod", and managing a roleplay server. He is obsessed and fantasizes about large penis' as he has a micro dong.

"Yo, Chad, did you hear about Steven cutting his wrists and being salty?"
"Nah, nothing new though, he's a real Fire Hazard."

by snapchatstreaks October 14, 2017

Fire hazard

A Red Head, Ginger, a person with flaming hair

Johnny: Oh my god i almost pulled the fire alarm i thought i saw a real fire hazard but it was just Ryan

Ryan: :'( stop making fun of my hair

by wport10 October 20, 2008

Fire hazard

a person who is always in the way and is stupid enough to piss off wrong people

jesus this person is such a freakin fire hazard

Eric Taylor

by Iroh December 20, 2008

Fire Hazard

A woman who says no to anal sex. So-called because when the back door is closed, a building has only one entrance.

Jay: Weren't you dating Jen?
Yeah, it turns out she's a fire hazard. She jus wouldn't let me hit the booty hole.

by alfalfa31 January 04, 2017