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You are fire and ice. Fire is down, ice is up. Don't think about it too much or it won't make sense, most likely because you've been brainwashed by the INTERNET and your government.
Friend 1 : "What are we?"
Friend 2 : "We're fire and ice"
Friend 1 : "Oh, so we are a mix of both chaos and order?"
Friend 2 : "Sort of. You see our world was created when ice met fire for the first time. And the infinite surface off earth was created soon afterwards. But a couple thousands of years ago, or maybe even more recently, secret societies began forming with the hopes to control the known world. As soon as those societies realized what we are, where we are and how we are (the why is irrelevant), these societies worked together to form a plan to fool all of the known people on our side of the ice wall, that we live on a limited sized ball floating in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by other floating balls, and giant burning lights, and giant black holes that suck everything into them. Now we all unknowingly live in a giant ice water dish, that is slowly melting at the edges, and expanding outwards towards infinity."
Friend 1 : "This sounds really serious, why don't people talk about this stuff?"
Friend 2 : "No one wants to sound crazy, and even if you do talk about it, you will be shunned and mocked until you no longer speak at all. Due to the schooling systems, languages and social structure of our societies being designed to keep the smart man down, and the dumb man powerful."
Friend 1 : "Do you think we will ever wake up and try to help the others stop trying to control us?"
Friend 2 : "Nope."
Friend 1 : "Why?"
Friend 2: "Two words: Fidget Spinners."
by mranonymousman December 15, 2017
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Oral pleasure given using an extreme cold (such as ice) and an extreme hot (such as heated massage oil), in oreder to intensify the sexual pleasure.

When I fire and Ice someone i like to use... um... i shouldn't be telling you...
by Nastia December 08, 2006
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placing an ice cube between a persons buttocks and lodging two warm fingers inside his/her anus (from the french movie 'anatomy of hell')
''i used the 'fire and ice on him/her', 'i gave him/her the fire and ice', 'i fire and iced him/her' ''
by Fostina Clungecake February 14, 2010
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When a girl gives a guy a blowjob with ice in her mouth and at the same time rubs his balls with RUB-A535.
Dude, Jasmine went fire and ice on me last night ! That shit's so hot it's cold !!
by cf2thousand !!! July 25, 2006
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The act of having a girl out in the cold while a guy warms his boner by the fire. Then they FUCK!!!!!
Last night we did the Fire and Ice.
by The Chinese Puppet July 01, 2018
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The fire and ice is a sexual finishing move for the lack of better terminology. If a woman begins to cry at any point during a sexual encounter it is permissible to give her the "Fire and ice". Simply pull out of what ever orifice you happen to be in and cum on her tear streaked face.
"Tina got all weepy the other night and Dave had to give her the old fire and ice!"
by Boner T Jones July 17, 2009
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