The act of an recieving an old-fashion while sporting a small and flaccid penis. Because the penis is so minute and non-erect, the person giving the hand job needs only to use their finger and thumb. Getting finger thumbed often leads to awkwardness, embarrassment, and feelings of inadequacy.
BB1: Hey man, what happened last night with that chick... did you give her that hot beef injection or hardly-working?
BB2: Naw I wish... I couldn't get hard and just got finger thumbed.
BB2: Naw I wish... I couldn't get hard and just got finger thumbed.
by sweet-thickness December 20, 2010
stumbling over something like trying to tie your shoelaces after using super-glue.
see: sixes and sevens
see: sixes and sevens
yesterday I made dinner in 10 minutes but today it's all fingers and thumbs all over the floor, up the wall and in the garden.
by Scea September 26, 2009
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by smallbabylocasta December 05, 2022
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
by Frauggu March 02, 2017