A veteran move to say the least. Often used after a long night of alcohol consumption. When a gentleman's erection is non-existent, he places his index finger under his limp noodle to "splint" it in order to succesfully guide it into his partners vagina in hope that once inside, he will wake up and perform.
"Man I was so wasted last night that I had to go with the finger splint. Even then I couldn't get it up! Needless to say, I was embarassed.....but not as much as she was!"
by Neilbra November 15, 2006
Get the Finger Splint mug.When fingering a girl, the action of using the index and ring fingers to open her up--which can be on the surface or after insterting the two fingers--allowing for the insertion of middle finger
by futballa November 24, 2007
Get the two finger split mug.by killertherand November 27, 2003
Get the split finger fastball mug.by Pedro420 July 19, 2007
Get the split finger whisker biscuit mug.When you make the peace sign while inside her pussy and you rapidly teabag her forehead til she passes out
by DeRayLa June 16, 2022
Get the Split finger fastball mug.Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.
Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.
Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.
by JCEG November 25, 2006
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