figet spinner

A thing everyone likes... A spinny thingy

This figet spinner is too cool it was like 5 billion bucks.

figet spinner by Kitahhh April 22, 2017

figet spinner

1. a toy for people that have issues
2.a toy for people who want to spend money on random things
3. its gold for 12-year-olds
4. an attraction for ladies
5. just a really really dumb toy

I love my new figet spinner is so dumb

figet spinner by urdadissohotomg June 12, 2017

Figet spinner

When a male sticks his cock in a female’s belly button and then spins her on it.

Wanna try figet spinner? No thanks, my dick snapped last time

Figet spinner by dontcuminthetoaster April 7, 2020

Figet spinner

Cancer

Someone: hey look at my figet spinner, it was 500 dollars.

Me: WHAT! Why? You idiot. That is so much money, for a stupid toy you're gonna lose in 5 minutes.

Figet spinner by FifthArrow11 June 27, 2017

my figet spinner

The real homie, dat one person that will always got your back. They the real cuz.

Yo thanks for that charger my figet spinner.

my figet spinner by ThosePhillyBros May 20, 2018

fidget spinner 

the only case in history where a bit of plastic and metal doomed the human race

fidget spinners doomed us all

fidget spinner by Dylanfinity (obviously) June 3, 2017

Fidget spinner 

A toy used for mental illnesses or something of at nature, like ADD, but is used as an expensive 'cool' thing to have by teenagers. Including elementary schools too.

Alex: Lemme see ur fidget spinner
Jake: No dude I spent $30 on this fidget get ur own
Alex: Just a spin?
Jake: u got ADD?
Alex: Nah dude
Jake: I do. So no.

Fidget spinner by RitoshiHusky May 4, 2017