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Femoral Sex
A type of intercourse generally regarded as non-penetrative sex, in which a male partner places his penis between a male or female partner's thighs, and thrusts to create friction and achieve orgasm.
The sensation for the man can be just as great as penetrative sex (if not better), and when done where the receiving partner is female, the man's penis often rubs against the clitoris, causing the woman to orgasm, too.
The sensation for the man can be just as great as penetrative sex (if not better), and when done where the receiving partner is female, the man's penis often rubs against the clitoris, causing the woman to orgasm, too.
Man 1: "Dude, you have GOT to try femoral sex. It is fucking AWESOME."
Man 2: "What's so great about it, if you can't put your dick in her vagina?"
Man 1: "It feels just as good--I didn't even realize I slipped out at first--AND it's the only way that she and I have cum at the SAME TIME."
Woman: "Speaking as someone with vaginismus, femoral sex is an AMAZING solution. He still gets to thrust and feel the sensation of going in (which makes him cum), while I don't have to feel any pain AND I get to orgasm!"
Man 2: "What's so great about it, if you can't put your dick in her vagina?"
Man 1: "It feels just as good--I didn't even realize I slipped out at first--AND it's the only way that she and I have cum at the SAME TIME."
Woman: "Speaking as someone with vaginismus, femoral sex is an AMAZING solution. He still gets to thrust and feel the sensation of going in (which makes him cum), while I don't have to feel any pain AND I get to orgasm!"
Femoral Sex by fuc4Ucoff33tab1e October 16, 2018
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Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
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