Skip to main content

femaleperson 

Feckin eejit that thinks that just because we let them vote they should get paid real wages. They should be kept bare foot and pregnant in the kitchen on a 12ft choke chain.
General uses include
1 source of food
2 source of babies
3 dick warmer
4 cleans things
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
NONE! Let the bitch cook in the dark!
femaleperson by Makbeth April 29, 2005

femalelessness 

it means you have zero hoes
person 1: “omg!! isn’t that josh?” person 2: “ya i hear he’s a victim of femalelessness.”
femalelessness by ballcrusher37 December 17, 2021

Fumbleness

to describe a situation where they awkwardly interacted with someone at a bar, using the example of accidentally mishandling a person they refer to as a "baddie." The speaker humorously suggests that their clumsiness might prevent them from accurately determining if a certain physical feature ("booty") is genuine or not. The use of the term "fumbleness" adds a lighthearted and whimsical tone to the narrative.
I just made up a new word in my head. Like when I fumbled a baddie at a bar. I won't know if that booty real or not because of my "fumbleness" lol
Fumbleness by bootyclapper28 August 19, 2023
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026