Felon's Guilt 

The type of guilt (remorse for misdeed) felt when capture/punishment is imminent. It's not that the misdeed itself is regretted due to realization that it was wrong, but only because the person is unwilling/unable to accept the consequences. Term comes from the colloquial and the legal system ("felon").

The thief was not sorry she stole; but was very, very sorry she was going to prison.

Felon's Guilt by The Ripper May 13, 2005

Felon's Tree Removal 

A colloquial term for an arborist from upstate NY or other back woods place who employs felons, particularly, registered sex offenders.

He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.

Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.

Bro "Brah, where can I get a job? I just I'm on parole, so nobody's gonna hire me."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."

Felon's Tree Removal by Double take July 10, 2025

Felon's Tree Removal 

A tree trimming service from Chazy NY who hires felons - preferably registered sex offenders - to trim your bushes and peep in your windows.

Felon's Tree Removal does a great job as long as you don't mind rapists and murders peeping in your windows and casing the joint.

Felon's Tree Removal by Read it! July 14, 2025

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” 

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” This should be the new motto of the “Law and Order Republican Party” that continues to double down on Donald J. Trump as the Republican nominee for the 2024 American presidential elections.

During the Surrender Day Eve Republican Debates on August 23rd 2023, six out of eight Republican debaters vowed to support Trump is he were convicted of felonies.

“The Law and Order Party.”

Said this.

On a National broadcast.

With the accused defendant Donald J. Trump not even present at the debates, because he is 40 points ahead of the nearest Republican opponent.

What is wrong with this picture?

To 30% of the American electorate and six of eight people running to be “political scavengers” should Trump “fall out of the sky” in which he is currently flying — apparently nothing is wrong with this picture.

Perspective: people convicted of felonies cannot even vote in elections in many jurisdictions.

One law one people?

WTF, America!!!!!!!!

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!”

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023

federal felon shuffle 

The walking gait made by a prisoner when their ankles are restrained by the standard 16-inch chain.

I enjoy watching convicted prisoners performing the federal felon shuffle on their way to jail.

federal felon shuffle by n4zhg January 4, 2019

Fellon's Tree Removal 

An arborist in upstate NY who employes felons.

Felon: "hey Carl, you hiring?"
Carl: "Yeah Dude, can you run a chainsaw?"
Felon: "fuck yeah dude! I got tons of experience in that! I chainsawed my girlfriend into pieces. That's how I got my first felony!"
Carl: "Right on. When can you start?"
Felon: "Right after I get that body out of my trunk... Can I run the wood chipper too?"
Carl: "Of course. You at clearly qualified and trustworthy. Welcome to Fellon's Tree Removal."

Fellon's Tree Removal by Double take July 10, 2025

Felony Ring(s) 

white, sometimes crusty remnants of post-nasal drip caused by "doing a line" or "some lines" of an illegal substance such as cocaine or methaphetamine (speed). Possession of any of these illegal drugs is classified as a felony. These remnants will often form ring(s) in the opening of the nasal passages.
Felony Ring(s)

Those felony ring(s) are going to get you fired!

I know what he had for lunch. Look at those felony ring(s).

Always check your nose in the mirror for felony ring(s) after lunch.

Felony Ring(s) by G's Spot July 20, 2008