Witty play on the term "public relations," describing in no uncertain terms the lengths to which some agents will go in attracting press for their client.
by jdmc March 24, 2008
The savage disdain that some crazy women and some truly disturbing men have for the act of fellatio. The women are known as "Selfish, frigid bitch" and the men are known as "Sexually repressed, unfucktionate weirdo". There does seem to be a rule here however, when it comes to those who will open declare Fellate Hate. The "Selfish, frigid bitch" will usually have absolutely no issue whatsoever with cunnilingus, whereas the "Sexually repressed, unfucktionate weirdo" will have strong opinions against it. It's clear that one needs a sharp re-education, and the other needs shooting, as it is the kindest solution.
"How are things going with Rebecca?"
"That's SO over"
"Why? You guys were great together"
"I thought so too, until she openly admitted her fellate hate"
"Damn, what's wrong with that woman??"
"So, how are things with Tim?"
"We broke up after he twisted away when I tried to suck him off- he suffers with serious fellate hate"
"You're well out of it then!"
"That's SO over"
"Why? You guys were great together"
"I thought so too, until she openly admitted her fellate hate"
"Damn, what's wrong with that woman??"
"So, how are things with Tim?"
"We broke up after he twisted away when I tried to suck him off- he suffers with serious fellate hate"
"You're well out of it then!"
by MagickDio April 23, 2010
The act of giving oral pleasure to a bacon wrapped penis. What you know about da BACON WEAVE? Also Known as, "Giving a Porky" , " Puffing the Pig Skin", and in the southern United States "The Sunrise Sampler"
by leporkski November 6, 2012
Fellate me!! ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!
by Per Verted February 6, 2005
The term used to describe a person who will constantly describe themselves or their achievements in a favorable light. To give yourself a verbal blowjob. From the word fellatio, meaning "oral stimulation of the penis", and the word self, meaning "one's identity."
Opposite of self-defecating.
Opposite of self-defecating.
People who exaggerate their achievements are self-fellating.
"I totally scored a 10 last week."
"Dude, she was a six. You're self-fellating."
"I totally scored a 10 last week."
"Dude, she was a six. You're self-fellating."
by A-lista March 28, 2010
Excessively praising a dead person.
by czehner March 17, 2015
that guy is auto fellating! how the f**k does he do that?
if i mastered the art of auto fellation, i'd never need a woman again.
if i mastered the art of auto fellation, i'd never need a woman again.
by danny7034 September 4, 2006