feces felon 

A derogatory yet public appropriate name for a gay dude

God, Bob is such a feces felon!

feces felon by Joe Brannen September 23, 2005

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator by Telephony October 10, 2016