by Mr Shitty Crane April 16, 2019
The fecal fork, close relative to the poop spoon, is a utensil utilized to unclog the anus during a particularly difficult to remove bowel movement.
by Chadwick The Wise May 8, 2019
The act of parking ones beef bus in anothers chocolate town. Sort of like anal salsa dancing. It can get a little messy when done right, but it's well worth it.
Kevin: Ew man, I smell like duck butter and ankle skin.
Ken: Why dude?
Kevin: I did the FECAL FANDANGO with Mike last night and forgot to take a shower.
Ken: Why dude?
Kevin: I did the FECAL FANDANGO with Mike last night and forgot to take a shower.
by Jexxi November 18, 2010
one who gets off and enjoys potting the brown after an anema, prior to emptying of the vowels, while the rectum is still full of shit.
by Paul Valdez September 23, 2006
by E. Budge June 27, 2008
The act of switching partners during anal sex without wiping the poop off your dick in between buttholes, effectively delivering feces from one anus to the other.
Chad: "Bruh that threesome with Angela and Britney last night was INSANE - Fucked 'em both in all holes and essentially gave Britney a fecal transplant, dawg.
Brad: "Fecal Transplant?? What the fuck are you talking abou-......Oh, dude, that is vile."
Chad: "100% - my shit was MUDDY when I switched over to Britney - but hey, fuck it, right?"
Brad: "You belong in a circle of Hell that has not yet been invented you depraved fuck."
Brad: "Fecal Transplant?? What the fuck are you talking abou-......Oh, dude, that is vile."
Chad: "100% - my shit was MUDDY when I switched over to Britney - but hey, fuck it, right?"
Brad: "You belong in a circle of Hell that has not yet been invented you depraved fuck."
by Gutters by the Dozen (1) January 20, 2020
Particulate fecal depositions that originated from Mexico City. Strong winds that blow through poverty stricken towns aerates the feces, causing it to harden, and later eroding it into the atmosphere where it will later fall like snow.
Jose: It's snowing!
Chiquito: I don't believe you!
Jose: Look! It's dissolving in my mouth!
He later found out in his grave that it was fecal snow he was indulging his pleasures in.
Chiquito: I don't believe you!
Jose: Look! It's dissolving in my mouth!
He later found out in his grave that it was fecal snow he was indulging his pleasures in.
by Secef Tihs January 24, 2011