an acronym standing for "Fingers Crossed For Snow," showing one's wishes for frozen precipitation to delay or cancel school, but without jinxing the possibility of such an occurrence.
After slapping the kid for saying the S-word (snow), I told him to say fcfs instead, to not jinx our chances for a snow day.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'