faux sho

"not really"
It sounds like agreement, but it's really the opposite.

Faux sho is the yin to the yang of fo sho.

faux sho by You know me by name February 24, 2008

Faux-Shopping 

The activity of placing clothes and items into your electronic shopping bag, or actual shopping bag and simply not paying for them when you reach the end of your travels.
This could even go as far as, going to the checkout to pay and then simply walking away when the items have been scanned in.
In addition, this could be done to the annoyance of the shop assistants.

''Hey Pete, are you really going to buy all those copies of Katie Prices current autobiography?!?!''

''No, don't be ridiculous, im Faux-Shopping! There's so many copies of this book, I thought I'd give the shop assistants something to do with there time.''

Faux-Shopping by Bailey Thomas March 31, 2010

faux cum shot 

You get out a pump bottle of lotion. You are priming the pump, but, you are too busy looking at your face in the mirror to realize there is a lotion booger in the nozzle of the dispenser.

While you think the nozzle is still shooting blanks, the first shot of lotion, deflected by the lotion booger in the nozzle, shoots sideways causing a FAUX CUM SHOT to appear at the bottom of your blouse! Hopefully, you will notice it before you get to work, go shopping, or visit someone.

faux cum shot by Martha "jail-bird" Stewart January 1, 2007

I do not need a faux server for a short film... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to sbscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I do not need a faux server for a short film...

I do not need a faux server for a short film... by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Fauxshopped 

A photograph that is so over Photoshopped that it looks fake.

Hey- PC! Check out this pic of Jennifer Love Hewitt! It's so Fauxshopped it looks C.G.

Fauxshopped by Captnret November 18, 2010