A condition first diagnosed in South Chicago Heights, Illinois to describe the freakishly baby arm like fingers of one Shawn McAllister.
Holy crap!! That guy has huge fingers. He must have Fat Finger Fever... Just like Shawn McAllister.
by Ron Gucwa II January 19, 2010
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When you interface with any kind of computer that requires manual input (whether by keyboard, or a touchscreen) there is the chance for making a mistake. Such mistakes are playfully called "Fat Finger Disease".
when using a touchscreen device, sometimes your finger makes a wrong choice; people who do so have Fat Finger Disease.
by Gene Bob October 23, 2004
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1. A genuine medical condition, caused by over eating. Symptoms include having fingers so fat you're unable to type correctly, and never ever getting laid.
2. Caused by tiredness and laziness. Not concentrating on typing you make embarrasing typos.

Cannot be abbreviated to ffs.
1. "Christ have you seen Alex's fingers? They're like fuckin sausages!"
"don't be so harsh, he has fat finger syndrome."
2. but wer'e not giong shoippng lvoe!
by spacer_ June 15, 2008
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Type words on a mobile Phone with mistakes, because of the tiny touchpad, and having a hard time correcting them, typo's so to say.
haha silky woman/man, uff... see, already a ffb "fat finger battle"? that was supposed to mean "silly".
by surasak86 June 5, 2014
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A telephone scam in which a company sets up a toll number that is one digit different than a popular number, so that the company earns money when customers accidentally mis-dial the legitimate number; mis-dialing a phone number in this manner.
"Shit, man -- I dialed 1-800-COILECT last night and totally got scammed."
"Dude, you need to stop fat finger dialing."
by thedruproject January 23, 2007
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buying stocks at bargain prices after a moronic trader types a "b" instead of an "m" in a sell order for a million shares causing the stock market to drop 1000 pts in a matter of minutes.
Friend: Dude, you see the market dropped 1000 pts in 15 minutes today?!

Me: Yeah man, I got a nice fat finger discount on some Accenture ADRs at a penny a share.
by helltrader May 10, 2010
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someone who's fingers are so damn fat that they look like frank dogs..LOL
Ryan Ayers is "Fat Fingered Frank" AKA Triple F
by Cara August 16, 2003
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