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n. Someone who is fat and eats food that isn't theirs without the permission of the owner of the food
That fat shit cat ate my tomato...damn you Oprah!
by Batost March 11, 2008
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Any cat over 15lbs who sleeps 15hrs a day and only wakes up to beg for food.
My fatshit cat tried to eat the food right off my fork.
by Quiet_kat87 July 09, 2012
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