fat chris
fat chris by the one who was nothin. May 3, 2010
Words you can keep
Fat Chris
A fat kid who's 25 that lives with his parents and lives off the government checks in the mail.
Plays fortnite all day eats nothing but oven-ready pizzas and get triggered alot.
Plays fortnite all day eats nothing but oven-ready pizzas and get triggered alot.
fat chris traynor
usually eating or running away from a skanger .eats larkins every day.this kind of person would deny meeting emer roach and when a skanger comes he would say sorry give them a fag and put up his hood.wears shoes 4 sizes to big for him and has clown hair`.
fat chris traynor by damien hennessy November 12, 2004
Christian Fat Kid
Team Captain 1: I want Amber
Team Captain 2: I want Alex
Team Captain 1: I want Daniel
Team Captain 2: Fuck now I'm stuck with the christian fat kid
Team Captain 2: I want Alex
Team Captain 1: I want Daniel
Team Captain 2: Fuck now I'm stuck with the christian fat kid
Christian Fat Kid by ImNoService July 13, 2017
Jesus Lumps-of-Fat-Fucking Christ
(exclamation): An alternative form of the phrase "Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ," often used in response to intense anger, surprise, or joy by those who are more scientifically-oriented. Also used by those who have made the observation that tits are no more than blobs of fat on a woman's chest, and there's really no reason why men should be attracted to them.
"Jesus Lumps-of-Fat-Fucking Christ Batman!" Robin exclaimed in exalting joy. "I believe the phrase is 'Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ,' and there's no reason for you to be yelling random expletives in the batcave--you remember what I said about using the Lord's name in vain" Batman wryly replied, a small smirk slowly sliding up his weathered cheeks. "Oh please, Batman," Robin replied, "that's so vulgar of you--we both know that 'titty' is such a silly word. And besides, what purpose is there in having sex with two lumps of fat? Shouldn't we just be honest about it? It's absurd." Robin stated very matter-of-factly. "Alright," Batman replied, "just don't come crying to me with your tightpants pulled clear up your ass when you go asking some girl if you can touch her lumps of fat."
Jesus Lumps-of-Fat-Fucking Christ by Jesus Tits December 12, 2008
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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