fat chris

a fat kid who's dead brother thinks he's a loser.

all fat chris's USMC brother ever did was say how much of a disapointment and loser he was.

by the one who was nothin. May 3, 2010

Fat Chris

A fat kid who's 25 that lives with his parents and lives off the government checks in the mail.

Plays fortnite all day eats nothing but oven-ready pizzas and get triggered alot.

I haven't seen Darkbear in awhile have you seen him?
Nah, hes turned into a fat chris

by Danothon April 5, 2020

Fat Chris

A term commonly used by the A-Level Economics students at Rawlins Academy to describe a cigarette

Oi, Metcalm, wanna go for a fat chris after?

by Grimmo April 9, 2019

Fat Chris

A slang term for a cigarette - commonly used by the A-Level Economics students at Rawlins Academy during lessons

Oi, Metcalm, wanna go for a Fat Chris after?

by Grimmo April 9, 2019

fat chris traynor

usually eating or running away from a skanger .eats larkins every day.this kind of person would deny meeting emer roach and when a skanger comes he would say sorry give them a fag and put up his hood.wears shoes 4 sizes to big for him and has clown hair`.

clown fat fuck bitch beanny

by damien hennessy November 12, 2004

Christian Fat Kid

the last person to get picked

Team Captain 1: I want Amber
Team Captain 2: I want Alex
Team Captain 1: I want Daniel
Team Captain 2: Fuck now I'm stuck with the christian fat kid

by ImNoService July 13, 2017

Jesus Lumps-of-Fat-Fucking Christ

(exclamation): An alternative form of the phrase "Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ," often used in response to intense anger, surprise, or joy by those who are more scientifically-oriented. Also used by those who have made the observation that tits are no more than blobs of fat on a woman's chest, and there's really no reason why men should be attracted to them.

"Jesus Lumps-of-Fat-Fucking Christ Batman!" Robin exclaimed in exalting joy. "I believe the phrase is 'Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ,' and there's no reason for you to be yelling random expletives in the batcave--you remember what I said about using the Lord's name in vain" Batman wryly replied, a small smirk slowly sliding up his weathered cheeks. "Oh please, Batman," Robin replied, "that's so vulgar of you--we both know that 'titty' is such a silly word. And besides, what purpose is there in having sex with two lumps of fat? Shouldn't we just be honest about it? It's absurd." Robin stated very matter-of-factly. "Alright," Batman replied, "just don't come crying to me with your tightpants pulled clear up your ass when you go asking some girl if you can touch her lumps of fat."

by Jesus Tits December 12, 2008