Someone who is highly skilled in the art of farting with well-developed sphinchter control that allows them to control both the duration and acoustics of their farts. A fartisan may deliberately eat certain foods in order to increase their fart power.
He possessed an uncanny ability to fart. He could release them slowly producing a fart as long as eight seconds or propel them out with one large sphinctoral push to produce a more powerful but shorter fart. He was a true fartisan and skilled fartsman.
by Lucius Atkinson May 12, 2018
When Francisco has too eaten too much black beans , rice and pico de gallo, his gastro system gets so upset that he becomes an artisan fartisan.
by 3episodesofLITB June 30, 2017
by Killercoke2 March 12, 2020
Fake artisan. A product that pretends to be hand-made and artistically crafted, but is mass-produced and mass-marketed.
by Coyoty June 7, 2017