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Fartalation 

Verb: the act of expelling large amounts of semen from ones anus using flatulation. Experts at fartalation are able to control the release and create a giant bubble. An incorrect release will result in a frothy discharge. Created on the February 7, 2014 broadcast of the Adam Carolla Show
Alison Rosen: Is that a fart or an ejaculation?

Adam Carolla: It's a Fartalation. I butt funnel a bunch of semen and then fart it out in a huge bubble.

Alison Rosen: You know, there is an easier way to get it in.

Bald Brian: I was just going to say the same thing!

Adam Carolla: I know I tried that...not my scene.
Fartalation by AcefanofColumbus February 7, 2014
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fartation migration 

To leave the area after you fart.
After the stench filled the room, people noticed Jeff was gone and declared that he used fartation migration.
fartation migration by A Bob bay March 21, 2008

fartipation 

When you are bloated and need to fart but can’t.
I feel bloated and really need to fart but I can’t. I think I have fartipation.
fartipation by Sheep on fire March 9, 2018

Fartation 

The movement a person makes when one gases uncontrollably.
I could tell it was Becky who gassed us because of her obvious Fartation.
Fartation by Shitfacelarneau May 31, 2009

Premature X-Factulation 

When you use your X-Factor way too early in a match in Marvel Vs. Capcom 3.
Dude! What the hell was that? The match isn't even five seconds in and you already used your X-Factor? Talk about premature x-factulation!

Damn! I would have won that match but I premature x-factulated!

Fartation 

A fart, with a little something to say. When you want to clear a room, but also want to make a statement.
My fartation reminds me that I need to get my colon checked.
Fartation by jakespeed2020 June 12, 2010

doo doo fartation 

A word used to describe my friends in a group chat. It basically means you are talking bullshit or are so annoying like poop and if I call you a doo doo fartation I probabaly don't like you (with some exceptions). Can also be used to describe a really disgusting smell.
"YOU DOO DOO FARTATION!"
"Bruh"
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