the act of clearing your throat, moving your chair, coughing, or making some sort of noise to camouflage the fart you just let loose. This works 34% of the time.
*fart*
*cough*
Alex: "That was some weak fart camo."
n. and v. The act of synchronizing coughing and/or flushing with an upcoming, potentially noisy fart in order to merge the sounds and avoid judgement from others when exiting. This usually happens in public restrooms or thin-walled houses; mostly done by females, although it is done by males when there is female within hearing range, fearing it might be a turn-off.
Girl 1: What the hell, Daisy flushed three times already.
Girl 2: Yeah, that's her fart-camouflage.
Girl 1: What a waste of water.
Dude 1: You ok man? Heard you coughing back there.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I was fart-camouflaging -- Daisy gets turned off by my farts.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).