Following an internal ejaculation during anal sex, the receiving woman releases a fart and the semen travels down her taint and into her vagina. Following fertilization and 9 months, a redheaded fair-skinned baby is born. Current research suggests the higher rate of lighter skin and red hair is a result of increased exposure to light during travel along the taint.
by asswizard May 23, 2011
A baby born after a man ejaculates into a womens anus and after the women farts out some of the cum and the cum drips into her vagina
by Fox Fur January 30, 2021
Medical term describing a condition in which the build up of gas in the gut result in a distended abdomen. The resulting "pooch" makes the person appear 3-5 months pregnant. This condition is most prevalent in skinny girls. Almost always followed by a long night of Dutch Oven festivities.
Hey honey you're not pregnant again are you? No I had chilli fries for lunch. I'm working on a fart baby for tonight. You had better not fall asleep first.
by Lazy_Rgr April 2, 2011
When you jizz in a women's ass and she farts, causing the cum to leak and and seap into her vagina, thus causing her to get pregnant, the resulting child is called an anal fart baby
by Hello bby January 1, 2016
usually comes after eating a 3rd jar of Gerber's green bean mushroom puree mixed with banana pudding and is barely audible even to the person responsible for it but it leaves the room in which it happens smelling like death itself has died...
OH man, what is that? Rotten horse meat covered with maggots or dead fish decaying in the sun?
It's probably just another baby fart slipped out when no one was watching.
It's probably just another baby fart slipped out when no one was watching.
by Dr. Simulacra November 14, 2013
by pickle jeff October 1, 2019