Farmer's Wife

Someone who is married or partner to a Farmer

* receives crumpets*
Thank you Farmer's Wife

by hellothereladies May 2, 2012

Farmer’s Wife

A woman married to a farmer.

Usually a family member before marriage such as; cousin, second cousin, or even a sister.

Someone with an IQ of less than 60.

A Farmer’s Wife should stay barefoot and pregnant.

by Isn’t life fun August 13, 2020

Mule Farmers Wife

Usually used in reference to general frustrations felt my a mule farmers wife. Tiredness typically. Can also refer to hunger, itchy anus and other related issues.

Put the Damilola on ice, you mule farmers wife

by Sir Jerfery Darmer Mbe December 6, 2010

Farmer's Wife

The act of harvesting a fresh ear of corn from a field or garden, schucking it, then fucking your partner with it.

The other day when my wife and I went to the store we passed a corn field. I immediately pulled over and gave her the ole Farmer's Wife!

by BadDaddy88 September 7, 2021