No hair on the arm, no hair on the farm

That girl is so tight, nothing gets into her farm
by farmlover268 October 23, 2012
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The act of hanging around public toilets and fishing out turds, particulary those produced by people who one finds attractive.
Bill had spent the afternoon farming at the bogs in Marble Arch. As he took the Tube home he took a peek at the two large logs he had wrapped up in his sports bag.
by Botter December 3, 2003
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Short for "frontier arms" or the condition of having giant meat slab like triceps built up from common household tasks on the range. "Farms" are mostly found unexpectedly on otherwise reasonably proportioned woman. "Farms" usually indicate a girl who will grow fat as life progresses.
Dude, that chick you nailed last night was a chub. She had cankles and farms!
by chubby chaser February 1, 2007
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Prison. People wandering around the yard like farm animals. Trapped in by fences and handlers.
"They just sent Juan and Rico to the Farm last week, we gotta get up n see em."
by DonVega June 17, 2008
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Fat + Arms = FARMS.
it's when your arms are fat but usually you're tall. and a cyborg. AND HAVE A NICE BODY. and wear hooker shorts.
Trevor likes very much to grab Christy's farms. He also bites them. but lower. so as to be not completely terrible.
by DONNA HOFFMAN August 5, 2009
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1) The act of sleeping in excess of what is needed, sleeping on an irregular schedule, sleeping through one's own alarm, phone calls, loud noises, or any other attempt to wake the "farmer" up.

2) Missing activities due to chronic fatigue caused by irregular sleeping pattern/laziness.
Matt didn't make it to thermodynamics today because he was too busy farming. He was really tired after engaging in "other activities" all night.

Matt said he couldn't make it to the meetings because he had personal problems; however, everyone knew he was just farming.

How the heck did Matt get voted star of the month? He's always farming.
by T. J. Z. and A. P. C. December 1, 2006
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A workplace for a guy who wants to fuck chickens but seem legit and trustworthy/hard working.
Your resume speaks for itself, you were hired help on the farm, you worked hard. You didn't explain why a few other workers told me about what you did to the chickens when I spoke to them as a reference. They didn't tell you they caught you Joe, but they did catch you. Did you think nobody would find out about the chickens?
by Solid Mantis December 15, 2017
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