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Fappy Trail 

When a guy leaves behind a little secret territory marker at every place he has ever masturbated, be it anything from slightly saturated undergarments, to penile excrement on the toilet seat. Put all these tell-tale signs together, and you have a fappy trail.
Mom: Goly gee gosh, I realized why there's always a crumpled up tissue tucked under my son's pillow in the morning!!! It's his fappy trail!!!
Fappy Trail by Loberson October 5, 2016
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fappy trail 

The small, moist trail left behind after a session of maturation in a horizontal position. When a man splooges in this position and his juice rains down upon his happy trail, it becomes a fappy trail.
Man 1: "dude I just had the best jerk off ever"

Man 2: "nice but did you make a fappy trail?"

Man 1: "hell yes! It was super sticky!"
fappy trail by Loberson October 5, 2016

Fappy Trail 

The sexual practice of stopping whatever position(s) and/or acts you are engaged in at the moment right before orgasm to successfully paint a perfect line of sperm from your partner's naval down to their sexual organs. If you do this correctly, you will have brought into being a fappy trail.
"I pulled out, told her to turn over, and delivered the PERFECT fappy trail. I high fived myself afterwards because I was so proud"
Fappy Trail by Loberson October 5, 2016

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026