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National Fingering Day 

On April 13th it is National Fingering Day so ladies get prepared for your pussy to get fingered the fuck out off

Males better find a girl ASAP
Chris: Can I finger you

Julianna: Ewww why

Chris: Please let me it’s national Fingering Day today

Julianna: Fine just this once it your lucky day

National Fingering Day 

Put your fingers inside and don’t stop until she’s brain dead to celebrate National Fingering Day

National Fingering Day 

On April 17, shove your finger up bare assholes.
I will shove a finger up your ass and you can’t complain because it’s national fingering day

National Fingering Day 

Johnny: Can I finger you??

Annie: Um.. I have a boyfriend sorry

Johnny: but it’s national fingering day * starts to cry*

Annie: Oh ok sure*Smiles*

Johnny: yay!!
National Fingering Day by xxae October 2, 2018

National Fingering Day 

May 18th is National Fingering Day. It’s a day that is celebrated with your significant other, friend, or even a stranger Fingering the fuck out of you.
Joe: Hey Camielle can I ginger you?

Camielle: Eww no, why?

Joe: Because it’s National Fingering Day!

Camielle: Well I guess you got lucky today.

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