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d fanged 

to take the wind out of someone's ridiculous remarks or comments... often with a sexual look.
When she said that I was bad lookin, I d fanged her.
d fanged by Stephen737 December 27, 2008

Five finger discount 

How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.

Five Finger Dick Punch 

A dick punch that is used by kneeling down and upper cutting someone on the bottom of the ballsack for maximum pain.
When Jimmy got hit by my Five Finger Dick Punch his left nut disappeared into his stomach.

four finger discount

What Jimbo in the Simpsons calls shoplifting. (All Simpsons characters have four fingers on each hand.)
"Check it out Bart man. Four finger discount."

national finger day 

national finger a pussy Fingering a guy or girl on April 15
Are you ready to finger some pussy it’s April 15th! It’s National Finger Day

10 finger discount 

Jen got her new wardrobe using her 10 finger discount.