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Fancy like

I can't stop listening to fancy like by Walker Hayes!!!
by FluffyPuppy2011 September 8, 2022
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Fanny like Mary Poppins' bag

A fanny which appears smaller on the outside than the inside. A very perceiving growler. A very spacious vagina.
Thought she was a standard one but nahh she had a fanny like Mary Poppins' bag
by Barry Shaazaaam November 4, 2010
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fanny like a burst couch

this is another name for a bucket fanny aka a hole like a wizards sleeve. A woman who has this would say that her under carriage resembles an old burst couch left on the dump with all its stuffing hanging out the cushions! Having sex with this woman would be like putting a cocktail sausage in a hot dog roll (no point to it)
Oh my god, ive just lost my face in a fanny like a burst couch! Slurp!, slurp!, slurp!....and the face has gone!!!

It came at me from nowhere, at first i thought it was someone throwing an old couch out the window, but then i realised it was just my wife's fanny like a burst couch
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fanny like a bucket

A well used and spacious minge
"dont go near betty down the road ive heard she has a fanny like a bucket"
by Shearer June 16, 2003
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fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window

A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.
"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"

"Serves her right for having seven kids”
by Burro's Dead Nan November 28, 2006
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fanny like a bag of old mussels

A large, clunky, old vagina which gives off a strong smell of rotting sea-food.
He had visited a cheap prositute the previous evening - too much make-up, drooling smile, tits at waist level and a fanny like a bag of old mussels.
by Sally Nips September 27, 2009
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fanny like a burst couch

this is another name for a bucket fanny aka a hole like a wizards sleeve. A woman who has this would say that her under carriage resembles an old burst couch left on the dump with all its stuffing hanging out the cushions! Having sex with this woman would be like putting a cocktail sausage in a hot dog roll (no point to it)
Oh my god, ive just lost my face in a fanny like a burst couch! Slurp!, slurp!, slurp!....and the face has gone!!!

It came at me from nowhere, at first i thought it was someone throwing an old couch out the window, but then i realised it was just my wife's fanny like a burst couch
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