Noun. A dense and widepread growth of pubic hair in close/medium proximity to a fanny. This apparel is often sported by Eastern European power field event athletes and gains its name from the large dense weave that is reminiscent of a winter overcoat
As Gretna grunted and hurled the hammer for the last time in her Olympic career, the men in the crowd winced as a an ample wedge of fanny jacket peered out of the bottom of her lycra bicycle shorts
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.