Fancy Feast 

When a female is in a handstand position with her legs spread out shoulder length, two candles lit upon each foot, and a table cloth over the vagina with a hole allowing the male to eat out the the female. This is a fancy feast for the male. BON APPETIT!

Nathan: Guess what I just did?

Elner: What?

Nathan: Dude, smell my breathe!

Elner: Woah! You definitely had a fancy feast.

Nathan: Yeah! With your mom! Boy can she cook!

Fancy Feast by nadeezyforsheezy August 17, 2009

Fancy Feast 

The only cat food that most cats like to eat, expensive as fuck, and still not that good.

My cat's a moron, he only eats fucking fancy feast. Time to have that cat put down.

Fancy Feast by jackbox281 September 28, 2021

Fancy Feast 

Canned cat food. The primary ingredient of Russian ethic foods since the second world war era, in which Americans helicoptered cat food into the Soviet Union as a joke. Stalin was said to have been so impressed with its quality that he instituted it as a national delicacy.

Ulric: 'Look, there go a bunch of Russians.'
Mark: 'Those Fancy Feast eating mother fuckers.'

Fancy Feast by Combinatoric April 1, 2017

fancy feast 

Common phrase used to react to various situations throughout life and your day. Often used to overly express a reaction to something being said by someone or something. Of little or no relation to the cat food.

Cyndi Lauper says, "Oh, girls just wanna have fun..."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"

Jim Henson says, "Kermit the Frog was meant to be black."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"

Mark says, "Me and Danny are going on a sexual date."
Crystal replies, "Fancy feast!"

fancy feast by Daniel of New York April 24, 2008

Fancy Feast 

Taking a dump into a crystal bowl then forcing feeding it to your sexual partner

My girlfriend ate a big bowl of my "Fancy Feast" last night

Fancy Feast by Deuce Deucer September 12, 2010

fancy feast 

Common phrase used to react to various situations throughout life and your day. Often used to overly express a reaction to something being said by someone or something. Of little or no relation to the cat food.

Cyndi Lauper says, "Oh, girls just wanna have fun..."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"

Jim Henson says, "Kermit the Frog was meant to be black."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"

Mark says, "Me and Danny are going on a sexual date."
Crystal replies, "Fancy feast!"

fancy feast by Daniel of NY April 25, 2008

Fancy Feast 

The woman's version of a beef stew but with a queef.

The girl's at the party gave this poor drunk woman a fancy feast while she was passed out.

Fancy Feast by Freakboyjr January 17, 2018