1) A Faki is a person who has one parent of Finnish origin and another of Pakistani origin. Typically, Faki's have very undesirable traits, which include excessive facial and body hair, extremely pale skin, inability to speak English, constant desire to sleep and be unfathomably lazy, with many also lacking any form or derivation of closing game.
2) A rude and derogatory comment that is used in argumentative conversation meant to belittle the person you are talking to.
2) A rude and derogatory comment that is used in argumentative conversation meant to belittle the person you are talking to.
Hey Faki, why don't you go back to Fakistania and run free with your own people?
Faki you.
Wow, I can't believe the Faki failed to close again last night.
Faki you.
Wow, I can't believe the Faki failed to close again last night.
by Lyan McGregor March 17, 2010
When you can't seem to cum after gratuitous amounts of sex and are just tired, so, from doggy style, you pull out and spit on her back, rubbing it in well.
by Psyclone March 23, 2005
When you take a selfie with someone you don't like but pretend you are best friends with whenever you are around them.
Alyssa is always complaining about how annoying Michelle is, but whenever they are together she takes a fakie and posts it to instagram posting about what great friends they are
by gd1107 December 30, 2016
Fakie is placed in front of a location to indicate that you will be travelling to that location but will be returning to your current location.
by THe MSTER August 6, 2009
by foxontherun December 5, 2004
by Drew Seaton March 23, 2005