Fairy piss

Any fruity, or sweet tasting alcoholic beverage. Usually one that chicks drink but can sometimes be consumed by fruity guys.

Jeff:Hey bro, what's that you're drinkin'?
Ted:Oh, it's Apple Pucker. Want some?
Jeff:Haha..No thanks dude, I don't drink fairy piss. That shit's for chicks and gays.
Ted:Whatever, it tastes good.

Fairy piss by gnarLEE January 12, 2009

fairy piss

A weak, superficial, inferior form of paganism. Term of abuse used by someone who considers their own spirituality to be more robust.

Heard said by a Christian from the celtic tradition: "That New Age commune in X is a bunch of fairy piss."

fairy piss by sayasan April 12, 2008

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Piss Fairy Hat

A hat used by a homosexual; specifically a male homosexual, that has been cummed in numerous times.

DAMN! Don’t forget the piss fairy hat for the party tonight!

Piss Fairy Hat by Bob sucks at building bitches November 3, 2020

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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