fairy douche
fairy douche by lynn11 December 7, 2014
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a consistently douchey male whose sexuality is in question; someone who both likes it up the, and happens to be an, asshole.
guy 1: OMG i don't care that its your grandmother's 150th birthday you prooomissssseeeeed you'd go to the mall with me ;-)
guy 2:you're such a fucking douche-fairy.
guy 2:you're such a fucking douche-fairy.
douche-fairy by bittereagle March 6, 2010
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Douche Fairy
The sneaky douche bag who does douchy things in secret, most often stealing perfectly good food from your fridge while you're sleeping, and throwing straight in the trash.
Yo dog, this morning I woke up and my bucket of KFC was in the trash. I think I got visited by the douche fairy!
Douche Fairy by Piros August 16, 2011
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im going to kill that douchefairy who told the school cops that i had a knife and a picture of an enemy... bastard
Douche fairy by Big Robert December 8, 2004
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Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.