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fainting couch feminism 

A common kind of feminism, that sees women as too weak and sensitive for normal adult interaction.

Fainting couch feminists often push for "woman as child"-laws. Trying to redefine rape as "sex a woman regrets" or claiming women can't consent to sex after a couple of drinks is text book fainting couch feminism.
Oh, she's not responsible for her actions? Typical fainting couch feminism.

Flintering 

Drinking excessively, especially during the week, and staying out until last call. Usually needs to happen more than one consecutive night in order to really count as Flintering, but getting completely blitzed can still qualify. Originates in Ireland.
"Darrach, why do you look so tired? You have a big proposal today!" "Man, I've been Flintering all week. I'm WRECKED!"
Flintering by terminator98 April 16, 2013

Faite Williams

The BEST and most UNSTOPPABLE basketball player on the planet.
Did you see the PVAMU game last night, Faite Williams scored 500 points
The act of both getting Faded (High) and Wasted (Drunk).
Man I went to this party completely faisted out of my mind
Faisted by Thomas Tse March 22, 2010

Cead Mile Failte 

A traditional Irish Gaelic greeting meaning "A Hundred Thousand Welcomes"

Cead- Hundred
Mile- Thousand
Failte- Welcome(s)

Something you might see on a sign at an airport when arriving in Ireland
Tom went to answer the knock at the door and hollered "Cead mile failte!" as he answered it and saw his family from over in the states.
Cead Mile Failte by yaboymd January 20, 2019

Flinter's Finger 

The raw, blistered thumb occuring as a result of excessive attempts to get a lighter to work (oftentimes containing a smidgen of fuel to keep your hopes up). Windy days only magnify the chances of developing Flinter's Finger: The smoker's version of Nintendo Thumb.
"Hey buddy - up for a game of Tecmo?"
"Nah, the last thing I need is Nintendo Thumb on top of this Flinter's Finger."
Flinter's Finger by goldsac October 20, 2008