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faggleharry 

A man with a moustache.
Usually foreign, they prey on young english girls. Can usually be spotted leering, attempting to talk to or attempting to high five girls. Their main aim in life is to sleep with a young English girl.
Most have dark skin and black hair, therefore a black moustache. Ginger faggleharrys have been known and are even more dangerous.
A fagglleharry is always repulsive, attractive ones don't exist.
Faggleharrys never have goatees, beards etc, just a single moustache. The thicker the tash, the more persistant the faggleharry will be.
Faggleharrys are often in hotel resorts. Many wear sunglasses to enable them to perv at girls without being spotted.
A faggleharrys favorite phrases include 'high five' and 'I like'. The most famous faggleharry being Borat.
Sadly, Faggleharries can sometimes appear attractive to young English Girls after a few alcoholic bevarages, leading to snogging, groping etc with a faggleharry. This is called being 'faggled'. Most girls never recover from this and lead a very abnormal life.
Any form of redness, spots etc that occur after a Faggleharry encounter is known as a 'Faggle rash'.
'Shit, there's a faggleharry! Run!'
faggleharry by Kim...... April 9, 2009

Faggleberry 

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