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Fartleberry

Although usually meaning a small piece of excrement attached to the hairs of your arse, sometimes known as a Clingon, it can also mean someone who is a minor, smelly, unpleasant nuisance that is sometimes difficult to get rid of.
"Malcolm is monopolising the vending machine again, no-one can get him to move."
"God! what a fartleberry!"
Fartleberry by AKACroatalin March 12, 2015

faggleharry 

A man with a moustache.
Usually foreign, they prey on young english girls. Can usually be spotted leering, attempting to talk to or attempting to high five girls. Their main aim in life is to sleep with a young English girl.
Most have dark skin and black hair, therefore a black moustache. Ginger faggleharrys have been known and are even more dangerous.
A fagglleharry is always repulsive, attractive ones don't exist.
Faggleharrys never have goatees, beards etc, just a single moustache. The thicker the tash, the more persistant the faggleharry will be.
Faggleharrys are often in hotel resorts. Many wear sunglasses to enable them to perv at girls without being spotted.
A faggleharrys favorite phrases include 'high five' and 'I like'. The most famous faggleharry being Borat.
Sadly, Faggleharries can sometimes appear attractive to young English Girls after a few alcoholic bevarages, leading to snogging, groping etc with a faggleharry. This is called being 'faggled'. Most girls never recover from this and lead a very abnormal life.
Any form of redness, spots etc that occur after a Faggleharry encounter is known as a 'Faggle rash'.
'Shit, there's a faggleharry! Run!'
faggleharry by Kim...... April 9, 2009

jaggleberry 

noun jag•gle•ber•ry ˈja-gəl \ber-ē

plural: jaggleberries

A person that has an annoying personality and is willfully ignorant and unusually inept or lazy.

Origin: a combination of the annoying characteristics of a jagoff and the uselessness of a dingleberry

First known use: circa August 2017 during a post-work rant at a restaurant in Pittsburgh.
That jaggleberry was more concerned with playing on his phone than helping Tyler clean the kitchen so everyone could all go home.
jaggleberry by TJHB November 16, 2017

fingleberry 

Fecal matter that accumulates on a finger when the toilet paper rips in the process of wiping one's anus.
I'm sick of these fingleberry's, let's buy the quality toilet paper from now on.
fingleberry by Case in point April 7, 2004

Fartleberry

A little bit of stale turd hanging onto your anal hairs.
"No one would rim him because he had a fartleberry or two"
Fartleberry by Edna Sweetlove September 26, 2006

fartleberry

the small shitlets fired out with a good fart.
fartleberry by tartanbeastie February 15, 2004